{"id":135,"date":"2013-03-03T00:02:02","date_gmt":"2013-03-02T23:02:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/2013\/03\/03\/gertrude-en-panne-a108953428\/"},"modified":"2013-03-03T00:02:02","modified_gmt":"2013-03-02T23:02:02","slug":"gertrude-en-panne-a108953428","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/gertrude-en-panne-a108953428\/","title":{"rendered":"Gertrude en panne"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 24pt;\">Gertrude serait-elle en panne?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 3px auto; display: block; clear: both;\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/qwvPn1I8lbgxXj1mi0W8OQkO91c@600x471.jpg\" alt=\"img_5519.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"471\"\/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: arial black,avant garde;\">&Agrave; force de bloguer l&rsquo;horloge<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: arial black,avant garde;\">elle pourrait bien finir par se bloquer<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: arial black,avant garde;\">Car cela fait bien cinq ans et deux mois<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 18pt; font-family: arial black,avant garde;\">qu&rsquo;elle d&eacute;blogue<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 18pt;\">Mais m&eacute;fiez-vous de l&rsquo;os qui dort<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 18pt;\">car en attendant<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 18pt;\">La Rose vous fait le coup de la panne<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 18pt;\">et La Noire joue aux os laids<br \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Gertrude serait-elle en panne? &nbsp; &Agrave; force de bloguer l&rsquo;horloge elle pourrait bien finir par se bloquer Car cela fait bien cinq ans et deux mois qu&rsquo;elle d&eacute;blogue &nbsp; Mais m&eacute;fiez-vous de l&rsquo;os qui dort car en attendant La Rose vous fait le coup de la panne et La Noire joue aux os laids &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/gertrude-en-panne-a108953428\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Gertrude en panne&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-les-dissections-de-gertrude"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=135"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}