{"id":169,"date":"2009-06-03T00:02:02","date_gmt":"2009-06-02T22:02:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/2009\/06\/03\/gertrudometre-huitieme-version-a108953244\/"},"modified":"2009-06-03T00:02:02","modified_gmt":"2009-06-02T22:02:02","slug":"gertrudometre-huitieme-version-a108953244","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/gertrudometre-huitieme-version-a108953244\/","title":{"rendered":"Gertrudom\u00e8tre: huiti\u00e8me version."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde;\"><strong>&nbsp;<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 24pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 36pt;\">GERTRUDE<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 24pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde;\"><strong><br \/> se plie en Trois<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 24pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde;\"><strong><br \/> pour f&ecirc;ter ses dix sept mois de<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 24pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde;\"><strong> Web<\/p>\n<p> &Eacute;TANT DONN&Eacute;E LA CHUTE D&rsquo;OS<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 24pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde;\"><strong><br \/> ou<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 24pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde;\"><strong><br \/> Le Gertrudom&egrave;tre<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 24pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde;\"><strong><br \/> de la Porte ouverte<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 24pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: times new roman,times;\"><strong><br \/><\/strong><\/span><\/span> <\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-size: 24pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: times new roman,times;\"><strong>1)&nbsp; Calculez le bon angle de vue<\/strong><\/span><\/span><br \/> <span style=\"font-size: 24pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: times new roman,times;\"><strong>pour mesurer votre degr&eacute; d&rsquo;ouverture<\/strong><\/span><\/span><br \/> <span style=\"font-size: 24pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: times new roman,times;\"><strong>2)&nbsp; &Eacute;valuez vos &eacute;carts<\/strong><\/span><\/span><br \/> <span style=\"font-size: 24pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: times new roman,times;\"><strong>&agrave; l&rsquo;aune de votre Vanit&eacute;<br \/> 3)&nbsp; Ajustez vos repr&eacute;sentations<br \/> &agrave; l&rsquo;indice d&rsquo;os en vigueur<br \/><\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: right;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 3px auto; display: block; clear: both;\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/8dBLYMcQ2eF9kub-rPxydO4nl80@600x636.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"636\" alt=\"\"\/> <span style=\"font-size: 8pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: times new roman,times;\"><strong>JC, <em>Gertrudom&egrave;tre n&deg;8<\/em> ferm&eacute;, peinture &agrave; l&rsquo;huile, verre, clous et charni&egrave;res en laiton, plaques de m&eacute;dium, 2 x 20 x 20 cm<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<p> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 3px auto; display: block; clear: both;\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/7nMebkeJpbaofepG9fHYjraC0pY@600x675.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"675\" alt=\"\"\/> <\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: right;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 3px auto; display: block; clear: both;\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/gJ9BBmV1f2VsxNFmLi-cG8hj29Y@600x419.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"419\" alt=\"\"\/> <span style=\"font-size: 8pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: times new roman,times;\"><strong><em>Gertrudom&egrave;tre n&deg;8<\/em>, ouvert, 1 x 20 x 29,5 cm<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<p> <span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: times new roman,times;\"><em><strong><br \/> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Je montrai la chose &agrave; des amis en leur disant que le proverbe \u00ab\u00a0Il faut qu&rsquo;une porte soit ouverte ou ferm&eacute;e\u00a0\u00bb, se trouvait ainsi pris en flagrant d&eacute;lit d&rsquo;inexactitude. Mais on a oubli&eacute; la raison pratique qui m&rsquo;avait dict&eacute; cette mesure pour ne retenir que le d&eacute;fi dada.<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/span> <\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: right;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: times new roman,times;\"><strong>Marcel Duchamp &agrave; propos de <em>la Porte du 11, rue Larrey<\/em>,<\/strong><\/span><\/span><br \/> <span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: times new roman,times;\"><strong><em>in<\/em> Michel Sanouillet, <em>L&rsquo;atelier de Marcel Duchamp<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde;\"><strong><br \/> Message personnel:<\/strong><\/span><br \/> <span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde;\"><strong>Marcel et Hans sont convi&eacute;s &agrave; la f&ecirc;te mais pas Sigmund<\/p>\n<p><\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span> <strong><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: times new roman,times;\"><em>Admirable est la vanit&eacute; qui permet au d&eacute;j&agrave; gisant<br \/> De comprendre la vis&eacute;e de ses fissurations infect&eacute;es<\/p>\n<p> Si la carcasse ne sait se plier,<br \/> Elle a bien le pouvoir de se laminer<br \/> Afin de faire jaillir de sa plaie l&rsquo;ordure a&egrave;de<br \/> Celle qui refoule f&eacute;brilement du gosier,<br \/> Qui &eacute;nerve les narines du vivant<br \/> Et qui empl&acirc;tre de mirifiques selles ses pauvres mirettes<br \/> Qui elles finissent par confondre le model&eacute; exsangue,<br \/> Les fleurs s&eacute;ch&eacute;es &agrave; l&rsquo;ossature aiguis&eacute;e et les tentures &agrave; plumes<\/p>\n<p> La futilit&eacute; serait un statuaire apache<br \/> Lorsque le visage p&acirc;le ampute sa compr&eacute;hension<br \/> Aux fronti&egrave;res scl&eacute;ros&eacute;es de son imaginaire<\/p>\n<p> Que l&rsquo;inanit&eacute; qui s&rsquo;offre &agrave; une porte se d&eacute;capite avec gr&acirc;ce,<br \/> Envolant son esprit vers un air qui se rar&eacute;fie !<\/p>\n<p> Vanit&eacute;, vanit&eacute; ch&eacute;rie&#8230;<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/strong> <\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: right;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <span style=\"color: #000000;\"><\/p>\n<p><\/span> <\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: right;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&nbsp;<strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: times new roman,times;\">Plaiethore<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p> <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: times new roman,times;\"><br \/> Merci!<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.plaiethore.com\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">www.plaiethore.com<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p> <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; GERTRUDE se plie en Trois pour f&ecirc;ter ses dix sept mois de &nbsp; Web &Eacute;TANT DONN&Eacute;E LA CHUTE D&rsquo;OS ou Le Gertrudom&egrave;tre de la Porte ouverte 1)&nbsp; Calculez le bon angle de vue pour mesurer votre degr&eacute; d&rsquo;ouverture 2)&nbsp; &Eacute;valuez vos &eacute;carts &agrave; l&rsquo;aune de votre Vanit&eacute; 3)&nbsp; Ajustez vos repr&eacute;sentations &agrave; l&rsquo;indice d&rsquo;os &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/gertrudometre-huitieme-version-a108953244\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Gertrudom\u00e8tre: huiti\u00e8me version.&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[105],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-169","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-la-science-de-gertrude"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/169","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=169"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/169\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=169"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}