{"id":212,"date":"2012-06-03T10:23:02","date_gmt":"2012-06-03T08:23:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/2012\/06\/03\/l-os-en-dessous-a108953510\/"},"modified":"2012-06-03T10:23:02","modified_gmt":"2012-06-03T08:23:02","slug":"l-os-en-dessous-a108953510","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/l-os-en-dessous-a108953510\/","title":{"rendered":"L&rsquo;Os en dessous"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 3px auto; display: block; clear: both;\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/IJHei-w_nFL88aNsmjGYzmebVgk@600x450.jpg\" alt=\"img_4337.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\"\/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: times new roman,times; font-size: 8pt;\">En arri&egrave;re plan:<\/span><\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/gertrude.over-blog.org\/article-31177045.html\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: times new roman,times; font-size: 8pt;\"><em>La Relique du Navigateur Inconnu.<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 14pt;\">Le p&egrave;re du Capitaine disait que, sur tout rafiot en perdition, la coutume &eacute;tait de dire : <em>Les femmes et les enfants d&rsquo;abord.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 14pt;\">Ainsi, le Capitaine brodait depuis quatre mois de doux coussinets &agrave; l&rsquo;usage de ses interlocutrices, sans aucune ambition de sauver ces derni&egrave;res du d&eacute;sastre.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 14pt;\">Telle P&eacute;n&eacute;lope attendant le retour d&rsquo;Ulysse elle aurait pu poursuivre ses activit&eacute;s occupationnelles sur canevas et offrir ainsi quelques coups saints de plus &agrave; ses innombrables admirateurs.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 14pt;\">Mais, consciente du peu d&rsquo;int&eacute;r&ecirc;t suscit&eacute; par ses ouvrages de dames aupr&egrave;s de la gent masculine, elle d&eacute;cide cependant de braver pour la derni&egrave;re fois les st&eacute;r&eacute;otypes rugissants sur son coussin flotteur, de tirer l&rsquo;aiguille un peu plus loin et d&rsquo;exhiber ses dessous pour raviver la flamme du Navigateur Inconnu.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 14pt;\">Mon cinqui&egrave;me est pour*<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 14pt;\">&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 3px auto; display: block; clear: both;\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/yT6RB9tVLajuW1hZywuZgDHqKcY@300x259.jpg\" alt=\"img_4340.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"259\"\/><\/p>\n<address style=\"text-align: right;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: times new roman,times; font-size: 8pt;\">JC, <em>Pique-Gertrude N&deg;5,<\/em> <em><strong>&nbsp;<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: right;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: times new roman,times; font-size: 8pt;\"><strong>canevas, fil, satin, rembourrage synth&eacute;tique,<\/strong><\/span><\/strong><\/address>\n<address style=\"text-align: right;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: times new roman,times; font-size: 8pt;\"><strong>3 x 9 x 9 cm<\/strong><\/span><\/strong><\/address>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 14pt;\">*Celui que je ne rencontrerai jamais<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 14pt;\">Cela fait exactement quatre ans et cinq mois<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 14pt;\">que Gertrude est en ligne<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 14pt;\">et ne sait pas &agrave; qui elle parle<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 14pt;\">L&rsquo;inconsciente Rose continue &agrave; draguer<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 14pt;\">et la Noire toujours aussi paum&eacute;e<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 14pt;\">ne sait toujours pas o&ugrave; elle habite<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; En arri&egrave;re plan: La Relique du Navigateur Inconnu. &nbsp; Le p&egrave;re du Capitaine disait que, sur tout rafiot en perdition, la coutume &eacute;tait de dire : Les femmes et les enfants d&rsquo;abord. &nbsp; Ainsi, le Capitaine brodait depuis quatre mois de doux coussinets &agrave; l&rsquo;usage de ses interlocutrices, sans aucune ambition de sauver ces &hellip; 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