{"id":2255,"date":"2017-05-03T00:00:54","date_gmt":"2017-05-02T22:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/?p=2255"},"modified":"2017-05-02T21:33:16","modified_gmt":"2017-05-02T19:33:16","slug":"os-entre-deux-tours","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/os-entre-deux-tours\/","title":{"rendered":"Os entre deux tours."},"content":{"rendered":"

Pour \u00e9viter La Peine* du pire<\/span><\/p>\n

Sans exc\u00e8s de nostalgie et sans vouloir remonter le temps en Amont<\/span><\/p>\n

Ni le laisser filer benoitement en Aval<\/span><\/p>\n

Votez Mon Cr\u00e2ne<\/span>*\u00a0!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

L\u2019os Gertrude, elle, sera toujours au troisi\u00e8me tour, paix \u00e0 son urne.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Le mat\u00e9riel \u00e9lectoral de l\u2019Os\u00a0: Les bulletins de vote \u00ab\u00a0Mon CR\u00c2NE\u00a0<\/em>\u00bb, les badges \u00e0 l\u2019effigie de Gertrude, une boite vide de la cr\u00e8me de marrons pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9e de la Cr\u00e2neuse faisant office d\u2019urne, deux tours compos\u00e9es de quelques macarons achet\u00e9s au supermarch\u00e9\u00a0; le tout pr\u00e9sent\u00e9 dans un isoloir de velours rouge fa\u00e7on \u00c9lys\u00e9e.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Cela fait neuf ans et quatre mois que Gertrude bat la campagne et assume l\u2019inconsistance de son discours sur la vacuit\u00e9 de son programme.<\/span><\/p>\n

Mais aujourd\u2019hui elle s\u2019engage. <\/span><\/p>\n

En marche!
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* Message subliminal gertrudien o\u00f9 j\u2019encourage vivement mes interlocuteurs \u00e0 voter ce dimanche pour Emmanuel Macron, pour toutes les raisons qu\u2019ils voudront mais surtout pour battre Marine Le Pen.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Pour \u00e9viter La Peine* du pire Sans exc\u00e8s de nostalgie et sans vouloir remonter le temps en Amont Ni le laisser filer benoitement en Aval Votez Mon Cr\u00e2ne*\u00a0! L\u2019os Gertrude, elle, sera toujours au troisi\u00e8me tour, paix \u00e0 son urne. Le mat\u00e9riel \u00e9lectoral de l\u2019Os\u00a0: Les bulletins de vote \u00ab\u00a0Mon CR\u00c2NE\u00a0\u00bb, les badges \u00e0 l\u2019effigie … Continuer la lecture de « Os entre deux tours. »<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[150,109,110,158,156,155],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-histoire-de-cochons","category-la-strategie-de-gertrude","category-les-messages-de-gertrude","category-les-performances-de-gertrude-rose","category-les-resolutions-roses","category-rose-en-lutte"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2255"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2255\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2263,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2255\/revisions\/2263"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}