{"id":2449,"date":"2018-01-03T00:02:28","date_gmt":"2018-01-02T23:02:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/?p=2449"},"modified":"2017-12-25T17:13:23","modified_gmt":"2017-12-25T16:13:23","slug":"les-a-vaintures-de-os-leponge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/les-a-vaintures-de-os-leponge\/","title":{"rendered":"Soi dix ans en passant: Les @-Vaintures de Os l&rsquo;\u00e9ponge."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Ou dix ans de performances absorbatives d\u2019une Cr\u00e2neuse-\u00e9ponge qui n\u2019amasse pas mousse face \u00e0 ses admirateurs virtuels absorb\u00e9s:<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/PC240192.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2450\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/PC240192.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"4430\" height=\"2811\" srcset=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/PC240192.jpg 4430w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/PC240192-300x190.jpg 300w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/PC240192-768x487.jpg 768w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/PC240192-1024x650.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/PC240192-1200x761.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/a><em><span style=\"font-size: 8pt;\"><strong>La performance absorvative d&rsquo;Os l\u2019\u00e9ponge<\/strong> face \u00e0 ses nombreux admirateurs absorb\u00e9s.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Cela fait dix ans que Gertrude gratte, frotte, \u00e9trille, lave, r\u00e9cure, lessive, absorbe, essore, essuie, \u00e9ponge en direct sur la Toile\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Et pourtant si elle nettoie, elle est Moi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/PC240186.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2451\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/PC240186-300x172.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"172\" srcset=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/PC240186-300x172.jpg 300w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/PC240186-768x440.jpg 768w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/PC240186-1024x586.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/PC240186-1200x687.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 85vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size: 8pt;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif;\">JC, d\u00e9cembre 2017, <em>Os l\u2019\u00e9ponge<\/em>, mousse polyur\u00e9thane de r\u00e9cup\u00e9ration d\u00e9coup\u00e9e, dimensions variables.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ou dix ans de performances absorbatives d\u2019une Cr\u00e2neuse-\u00e9ponge qui n\u2019amasse pas mousse face \u00e0 ses admirateurs virtuels absorb\u00e9s: La performance absorvative d&rsquo;Os l\u2019\u00e9ponge face \u00e0 ses nombreux admirateurs absorb\u00e9s. Cela fait dix ans que Gertrude gratte, frotte, \u00e9trille, lave, r\u00e9cure, lessive, absorbe, essore, essuie, \u00e9ponge en direct sur la Toile\u2026 Et pourtant si elle nettoie, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/les-a-vaintures-de-os-leponge\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Soi dix ans en passant: Les @-Vaintures de Os l&rsquo;\u00e9ponge.&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[139,161,167,158],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2449","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chapeau-au-capitaine","category-les-experiences-les-plus-louches","category-les-miracles-les-plus-louches","category-les-performances-de-gertrude-rose"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2449","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2449"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2449\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2496,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2449\/revisions\/2496"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}