{"id":264,"date":"2012-07-03T00:02:02","date_gmt":"2012-07-02T22:02:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/2012\/07\/03\/les-activites-absurdes-du-capitaine-a108953230\/"},"modified":"2012-07-03T00:02:02","modified_gmt":"2012-07-02T22:02:02","slug":"les-activites-absurdes-du-capitaine-a108953230","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/les-activites-absurdes-du-capitaine-a108953230\/","title":{"rendered":"Les activit\u00e9s absurdes du Capitaine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 18pt;\">Vous avez exactement quinze minutes<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 18pt;\">pour mesurer le degr&eacute; d&rsquo;idiotie<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 18pt;\">du Capitaine<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 18pt;\">et percevoir<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 18pt;\">les infimes &eacute;chos du vide<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 18pt;\">de sa bo&icirc;te cr&acirc;nienne.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><br style=\"text-align: center;\"\/>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 18pt;\">En de&ccedil;&agrave;, l&rsquo;exp&eacute;rience est nulle,<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 18pt;\">au-del&agrave;, cela devient dangereux.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 18pt;\">Cela fait quatre ans et six mois<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 18pt;\">que Gertrude est en ligne<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 18pt;\">et que le Capitaine, elle,<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 18pt;\">s&rsquo;acharne<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 18pt;\">&agrave; para&icirc;tre intelligente.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 18pt;\">Je d&eacute;die cette performance<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 18pt;\">au Maitre du RIEN<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 18pt;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/krapo-i2.over-blog.net\/\">Krapo i2<\/a> ,<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&nbsp; <span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 18pt;\">&agrave; la pi&egrave;trerie<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 18pt;\">et autres pi&egrave;tritudes virtuelles.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"320\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" data=\"http:\/\/www.wat.tv\/swfob\/101853nIc0K118627853\"><param name=\"data\" value=\"http:\/\/www.wat.tv\/swfob\/101853nIc0K118627853\"><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"never\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.wat.tv\/swfob\/101853nIc0K118627853\"><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><\/param><\/param><\/param><\/param><\/object> <\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: right;\">&nbsp; <strong><span style=\"font-size: 8pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman';\">JC, <em>Les activit&eacute;s absurdes du Capitaine<\/em>, performance et vid&eacute;os r&eacute;alis&eacute;es en juin 2012.<\/span><\/strong><\/div>\n<p> &nbsp;<br style=\"text-align: center;\"\/> <\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><em><strong><span style=\"font-family: times new roman,times;\">Que sait faire une mouche&nbsp;? Voler en tous sens, marcher au plafond &ndash; mieux que ne peut le faire le plus exerc&eacute; des po&egrave;tes. Mais comment, pour une mouche, conserver une image stable du monde en d&eacute;pit des acrobaties sans fin qui constituent l&rsquo;ordinaire de sa vie&nbsp;?<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: times new roman,times;\">Jean-Didier Vincent, <em>Biologie des passions.<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: times new roman,times;\">&nbsp;<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 18pt;\">La Rose poursuit sa mise en bo&icirc;te<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 18pt;\">La Noire se fait de la bile<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Vous avez exactement quinze minutes pour mesurer le degr&eacute; d&rsquo;idiotie du Capitaine et percevoir les infimes &eacute;chos du vide de sa bo&icirc;te cr&acirc;nienne. &nbsp; En de&ccedil;&agrave;, l&rsquo;exp&eacute;rience est nulle, au-del&agrave;, cela devient dangereux. &nbsp; Cela fait quatre ans et six mois que Gertrude est en ligne et que le Capitaine, elle, s&rsquo;acharne &agrave; para&icirc;tre &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/les-activites-absurdes-du-capitaine-a108953230\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Les activit\u00e9s absurdes du Capitaine&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[105],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-264","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-la-science-de-gertrude"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=264"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}