{"id":269,"date":"2011-09-03T00:02:02","date_gmt":"2011-09-02T22:02:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/2011\/09\/03\/les-effets-de-gertrude-a108953358\/"},"modified":"2011-09-03T00:02:02","modified_gmt":"2011-09-02T22:02:02","slug":"les-effets-de-gertrude-a108953358","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/les-effets-de-gertrude-a108953358\/","title":{"rendered":"Les effets de Gertrude"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 24pt;\">D&eacute;fil&eacute;* dans une chute d&rsquo;os<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 3px auto; display: block; clear: both;\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/yClIAEUTG1t37ljxd9xbzWtBbuk@407x600.jpg\" alt=\"img_2469.jpg\" width=\"407\" height=\"600\"\/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: times new roman,times;\">*Votre Capitaine porte une veste HLM agr&eacute;ment&eacute;e de 44 chutes de culottes tamponn&eacute;es &agrave; l&rsquo;encre et &agrave; l&rsquo;Os.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 18pt;\">Cela fait 44 mois<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 18pt;\">que Gertrude est pendue &agrave; mes basques.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 18pt;\">J&rsquo;ai beau couper dans le vif<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 18pt;\">et tenter d&rsquo;en rafistoler les effets,<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 18pt;\">la t&acirc;che est lourde<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 18pt;\">et la chute n&rsquo;en sera que plus rude.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 18pt;\">Mais peut-on tomber avec &eacute;l&eacute;gance?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"text-align: center;\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/uDKwaSp6OUTwjOLGSPdK7tjVtlY@300x232.jpg\" alt=\"gertrude-2475.JPG\" width=\"300\" height=\"232\"\/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 18pt;\">N&rsquo;oubliez pas de rendre visite &agrave;<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 18pt;\">Gertrude Rose,<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 18pt;\">elle commence &agrave; s&rsquo;ennuyer un peu.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 18pt;\">Quant &agrave;<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 18pt;\">Gertrude Noire,<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde; font-size: 18pt;\">toujours aussi n&eacute;gative, elle s&rsquo;en tamponne.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; D&eacute;fil&eacute;* dans une chute d&rsquo;os &nbsp; *Votre Capitaine porte une veste HLM agr&eacute;ment&eacute;e de 44 chutes de culottes tamponn&eacute;es &agrave; l&rsquo;encre et &agrave; l&rsquo;Os. &nbsp; Cela fait 44 mois que Gertrude est pendue &agrave; mes basques. &nbsp; J&rsquo;ai beau couper dans le vif et tenter d&rsquo;en rafistoler les effets, la t&acirc;che est lourde et &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/les-effets-de-gertrude-a108953358\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Les effets de Gertrude&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[112],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-les-collections-de-gertrude"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=269"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}