{"id":2709,"date":"2019-01-03T00:00:44","date_gmt":"2019-01-02T23:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/?p=2709"},"modified":"2019-01-01T10:38:43","modified_gmt":"2019-01-01T09:38:43","slug":"onze-quel-numeros","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/onze-quel-numeros\/","title":{"rendered":"Onze, quel num\u00e9rOs !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Onze ans et Gertrude est dans la caisse n\u00b011.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Rien n\u2019\u00e9tait pr\u00e9vu mais<br \/>\nrien ne sera laiss\u00e9 au hasard.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">La Cr\u00e2neuse pourrait faire<br \/>\nonze caisses de vain<br \/>\npour c\u00e9l\u00e9brer toujours et encore<br \/>\nles aventures absurdes du vieil os.<br \/>\nAussi en fera-t-elle une seule<br \/>\nsous onze points de vue diff\u00e9rents<br \/>\net sans aucune logique apparente.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">N\u2019est-ce pas une forme simple, bien plus simple que le contenant cr\u00e2nien\u00a0?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/PC300192.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2710\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/PC300192.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"3145\" height=\"3364\" srcset=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/PC300192.jpg 3145w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/PC300192-280x300.jpg 280w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/PC300192-768x821.jpg 768w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/PC300192-957x1024.jpg 957w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/PC300192-1200x1284.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/a><\/span><strong><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif; font-size: 8pt;\">JC, d\u00e9cembre 2018, <em>Onze caisses de vain,<\/em> peinture acrylique (que le P\u00e8re Nono a apport\u00e9e \u00e0 la Cr\u00e2neuse) sur papier,<br \/>\nchacune 4,5 cm x 4,5 cm.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Gertrude, du fond de sa boite,<br \/>\nvous souhaite une belle ann\u00e9e.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Onze ans et Gertrude est dans la caisse n\u00b011. Rien n\u2019\u00e9tait pr\u00e9vu mais rien ne sera laiss\u00e9 au hasard. La Cr\u00e2neuse pourrait faire onze caisses de vain pour c\u00e9l\u00e9brer toujours et encore les aventures absurdes du vieil os. Aussi en fera-t-elle une seule sous onze points de vue diff\u00e9rents et sans aucune logique apparente. N\u2019est-ce &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/onze-quel-numeros\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Onze, quel num\u00e9rOs !&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[205,196,117,147,132,161,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2709","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-effet-immediat","category-black-out-chez-une-autruche","category-derives-de-gertrude","category-gertrude-est-dans-le-coma","category-gertrude-peinture","category-les-experiences-les-plus-louches","category-les-performances-de-gertrude"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2709","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2709"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2709\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2717,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2709\/revisions\/2717"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2709"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2709"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2709"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}