{"id":2789,"date":"2019-08-03T00:00:27","date_gmt":"2019-08-02T22:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/?p=2789"},"modified":"2019-08-02T19:24:06","modified_gmt":"2019-08-02T17:24:06","slug":"le-gertrudarium-ou-gertrudometre-n24","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/le-gertrudarium-ou-gertrudometre-n24\/","title":{"rendered":"Le Gertrudarium ou Gertrudom\u00e8tre N\u00b024."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Quand la Cr\u00e2neuse s\u2019essaye au potager<br \/>\nl\u2019Os fait son potage G<br \/>\nen cultivant en vain<br \/>\nce qui n\u2019\u00e9tait pas pr\u00e9vu<br \/>\nmais qu\u2019il ne laissera pas au hasard\u00a0 Gertrude (la Vraie) et Gertrude Rose bichonnent quelques adventices<br \/>\nalors que Gertrude Noire<br \/>\nsans surprise<br \/>\nconsomme le pissenlit par la racine<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Grace \u00e0 un dispositif de terraformation<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">soi-disant autonome et autarcique parfaitement artificiel<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Gertrude peut ainsi contempler<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">les natures cultiv\u00e9es<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">et les cultures artistiques de toute nature bien planqu\u00e9e dans sa boule de cristal<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/P7300313-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2790\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/P7300313-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"2984\" height=\"2767\" srcset=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/P7300313-2.jpg 2984w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/P7300313-2-300x278.jpg 300w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/P7300313-2-768x712.jpg 768w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/P7300313-2-1024x950.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/P7300313-2-1200x1113.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size: 8pt;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif;\">JC, juillet 2019, <em>Le Gertrudarium ou Gertrudom\u00e8tre N\u00b024<\/em>, sable, terre, humus, adventices, photographies num\u00e9riques d\u00e9coup\u00e9es, bouteille en verre avec bouchon en plastique bleu et bille de verre ayant contenu des boissons p\u00e9tillantes provenant d\u2019un pays lointain, sodas aux couleurs et gouts surprenants et artificiels.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Gertrude est-elle cultiv\u00e9e\u00a0?<br \/>\nGertrude est-elle naturelle\u00a0?<br \/>\nS\u00e9rieusement, Gertrude est-elle de l\u2019Art\u00a0?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Autant de questions<br \/>\nauxquelles nous ne r\u00e9pondrons pas<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">En effet, cela fait onze ans et sept mois<br \/>\nque s\u2019il n\u2019y a plus grand chose de naturel chaque petite chose est Gertrude<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/P7300295-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2793\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/P7300295-1-300x270.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/P7300295-1-300x270.jpg 300w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/P7300295-1-768x691.jpg 768w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/P7300295-1-1024x922.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/P7300295-1-1200x1080.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/P7300295-1.jpg 1870w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 85vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Quand la Cr\u00e2neuse s\u2019essaye au potager l\u2019Os fait son potage G en cultivant en vain ce qui n\u2019\u00e9tait pas pr\u00e9vu mais qu\u2019il ne laissera pas au hasard\u00a0 Gertrude (la Vraie) et Gertrude Rose bichonnent quelques adventices alors que Gertrude Noire sans surprise consomme le pissenlit par la racine Grace \u00e0 un dispositif de terraformation soi-disant &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/le-gertrudarium-ou-gertrudometre-n24\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Le Gertrudarium ou Gertrudom\u00e8tre N\u00b024.&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[145,105,161],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-la-botanique-de-gertrude","category-la-science-de-gertrude","category-les-experiences-les-plus-louches"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2789","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2789"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2789\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2797,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2789\/revisions\/2797"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}