{"id":2864,"date":"2020-02-03T00:00:05","date_gmt":"2020-02-02T23:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/?p=2864"},"modified":"2020-02-02T22:39:49","modified_gmt":"2020-02-02T21:39:49","slug":"le-gertrudaviros-g-os-vain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/le-gertrudaviros-g-os-vain\/","title":{"rendered":"Le GertrudavirOs (G-Os-Vain )."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Cela fait douze ans et un mois<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">que la Cr\u00e2neuse<br \/>\na attrap\u00e9 le GertrudavirOs.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Elle se soigne<br \/>\nmais c\u2019est un syndrome cr\u00e2nique.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Mutatis mutandis,<br \/>\nles formes pathos-logiques<br \/>\nde cette maladie inspir\u00e9e<br \/>\n\u00e0 \u00e9volution ind\u00e9termin\u00e9e<br \/>\nsont<br \/>\nle Gertrudaviros-naturel,<br \/>\nle Gertudaviros-sombre<br \/>\net le GertrudaVie-Rrose.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Malgr\u00e9 tous les efforts<br \/>\nde confinement en pression positive<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">en ces lieux pleins de courants d\u2019air<br \/>\nla contamination n\u2019est pas exclue.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Et d&rsquo;ici qu&rsquo;elle devienne virale<br \/>\nsur les r\u00e9sOs&#8230;<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/P2010561.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-2865 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/P2010561.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"4146\" height=\"3017\" srcset=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/P2010561.jpg 4146w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/P2010561-300x218.jpg 300w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/P2010561-768x559.jpg 768w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/P2010561-1024x745.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/P2010561-1200x873.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size: 8pt;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif;\">JC, janvier 2020, <em>Le GertrudavirOs<\/em> ou <em>G-Os-Vain<\/em>,<br \/>\np\u00e2te polym\u00e8re \u00e0 cuire, petit bocaux de r\u00e9cup\u00e9ration, \u00e9tiquettes imprim\u00e9es,<br \/>\nchaque \u00e9l\u00e9ment 4,5 x 4,5 x 5 cm<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cela fait douze ans et un mois que la Cr\u00e2neuse a attrap\u00e9 le GertrudavirOs. Elle se soigne mais c\u2019est un syndrome cr\u00e2nique. Mutatis mutandis, les formes pathos-logiques de cette maladie inspir\u00e9e \u00e0 \u00e9volution ind\u00e9termin\u00e9e sont le Gertrudaviros-naturel, le Gertudaviros-sombre et le GertrudaVie-Rrose. Malgr\u00e9 tous les efforts de confinement en pression positive en ces lieux pleins &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/le-gertrudaviros-g-os-vain\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Le GertrudavirOs (G-Os-Vain ).&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[205,105,161],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2864","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-effet-immediat","category-la-science-de-gertrude","category-les-experiences-les-plus-louches"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2864","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2864"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2864\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2875,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2864\/revisions\/2875"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2864"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2864"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2864"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}