{"id":2970,"date":"2020-09-03T00:00:45","date_gmt":"2020-09-02T22:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/?p=2970"},"modified":"2020-09-02T19:07:56","modified_gmt":"2020-09-02T17:07:56","slug":"vain-cest-bien-rien-cest-mieux","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/vain-cest-bien-rien-cest-mieux\/","title":{"rendered":"VAIN c’est bien, RIEN c’est mieux."},"content":{"rendered":"

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Aujourd’hui
\ntrois septembre deux mille vingt
\nLa Cr\u00e2neuse
\nd\u00e9cide <\/span>de ne
\nRIEN<\/span>
\nfaire<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Cela fait exactement<\/span>
\ndouze ans et huit mois<\/span>
\nque Gertrude<\/span>
\nc’est<\/span>
\ndu Vain<\/span>
\ndu BON<\/span>
\ndu BONNET<\/span>
\n(d\u2019\u00e2ne)<\/span> <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

  Aujourd’hui trois septembre deux mille vingt La Cr\u00e2neuse d\u00e9cide de ne RIEN faire Cela fait exactement douze ans et huit mois que Gertrude c’est du Vain du BON du BONNET (d\u2019\u00e2ne)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[205,139,123,2,103,131],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2970","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-effet-immediat","category-chapeau-au-capitaine","category-la-face-hulot-de-gertrude","category-les-performances-de-gertrude","category-les-resolutions-de-gertrude","category-les-vacances-du-capitaine"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2970","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2970"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2970\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2973,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2970\/revisions\/2973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2970"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2970"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2970"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}