{"id":314,"date":"2011-02-03T00:02:02","date_gmt":"2011-02-02T23:02:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/2011\/02\/03\/on-ne-fait-pas-d-amer-sans-casser-des-os-a108953728\/"},"modified":"2011-02-03T00:02:02","modified_gmt":"2011-02-02T23:02:02","slug":"on-ne-fait-pas-d-amer-sans-casser-des-os-a108953728","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/on-ne-fait-pas-d-amer-sans-casser-des-os-a108953728\/","title":{"rendered":"On ne fait pas d&rsquo;Amer sans casser des Os"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&nbsp; <span style=\"font-size: 24pt; font-family: arial black,avant garde;\">Tant va le cochon &agrave; l&rsquo;Os<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 24pt; font-family: arial black,avant garde;\">qu&rsquo;&agrave; la fin, il se casse<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 3px auto; display: block; clear: both;\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/V9XBfXhb_QiZnVBgBfZ0PbBe0HE@600x561.jpg\" alt=\"img_1142.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"561\"\/><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-family: times new roman,times; font-size: 14pt;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Je d&eacute;die cet article &agrave; ceux qui rampent silencieusement et quotidiennement dans ma Toile &agrave; la recherche des mis&eacute;rables lambeaux de leurs vies d&eacute;faites.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-family: times new roman,times; font-size: 14pt;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Ceux-l&agrave; surveillent Gertrude comme la coupable id&eacute;ale de leurs impuissances path&eacute;tiques ; ils guettent&nbsp; le moindre commentaire susceptible de nourrir la faim insatiable de leurs parano&iuml;as.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-family: times new roman,times; font-size: 14pt;\">Ils impliquent mon cr&acirc;ne, et le rien qu&rsquo;ils savent de ma personne, dans une violence qu&rsquo;ils n&rsquo;infligent qu&rsquo;&agrave; eux-m&ecirc;mes, tout en caressant le doux pelage de leurs grandes douleurs sacr&eacute;es. Ils brandissent la morale comme un &eacute;tendard pour mieux masquer leurs malhonn&ecirc;tet&eacute;s ordinaires; trouvant, dans mes jeux, pr&eacute;textes &agrave; leurs perversit&eacute;s, ils l&acirc;chent discr&egrave;tement, &ccedil;&agrave; et l&agrave;, quelques perfidies enrob&eacute;es de flatteries; ils croient ainsi combler le vide malodorant de leur d&eacute;sespoir qu&rsquo;ils tapissent consciencieusement&nbsp; de ranc&oelig;urs et de jalousie.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-family: times new roman,times; font-size: 14pt;\">Est-il bien n&eacute;cessaire de leur expliquer en quoi mon entreprise est bien loin des vicissitudes de leur r&eacute;alit&eacute;&nbsp;?<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-family: times new roman,times; font-size: 14pt;\">Car ceux-l&agrave; sont aveugles et sourds &agrave; force de reluquer le monde par le trou b&eacute;ant de leurs petits nombrils, et leur ignorance &agrave; mon &eacute;gard n&rsquo;a d&rsquo;&eacute;gal que la piti&eacute; que j&rsquo;&eacute;prouve &agrave; leur sujet.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <strong><span style=\"font-family: times new roman,times; font-size: 14pt;\">Et c&rsquo;est bien habit&eacute;e par ce p&eacute;nible sentiment, que je leur ferai gr&acirc;ce de ne point les nommer.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-family: times new roman,times; font-size: 14pt;\">Ils se reconna&icirc;tront.&nbsp;<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-family: times new roman,times; font-size: 14pt;\">Qu&rsquo;ils se cassent.<\/span><\/strong><strong><span style=\"font-family: times new roman,times; font-size: 14pt;\">..&nbsp;<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Cela fait exactement trois ans et un mois<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">que Gertrude est en ligne.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Pour l&rsquo;occasion,<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Gertrude Rose montre sa t&ecirc;te de cochon<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black,avant garde;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">et&nbsp; Gertrude Noire vous offre un verre.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; Tant va le cochon &agrave; l&rsquo;Os qu&rsquo;&agrave; la fin, il se casse &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Je d&eacute;die cet article &agrave; ceux qui rampent silencieusement et quotidiennement dans ma Toile &agrave; la recherche des mis&eacute;rables lambeaux de leurs vies d&eacute;faites. &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Ceux-l&agrave; surveillent Gertrude comme la coupable id&eacute;ale de leurs impuissances path&eacute;tiques &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/on-ne-fait-pas-d-amer-sans-casser-des-os-a108953728\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;On ne fait pas d&rsquo;Amer sans casser des Os&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[138],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-314","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-colere-de-gertrude"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=314"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}