{"id":3459,"date":"2022-12-03T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-12-02T23:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/?p=3459"},"modified":"2022-12-03T08:47:19","modified_gmt":"2022-12-03T07:47:19","slug":"os-et-tatou-font-la-paire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/os-et-tatou-font-la-paire\/","title":{"rendered":"Os et Tatou font la paire."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #ff00ff;\"><br \/>Gertrude a toujours r\u00eav\u00e9 d\u2019un membre inf\u00e9rieur avec lequel elle partirait en goguette dans ses petites socquettes<sup>1<\/sup>\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #ff00ff;\">Voici donc Os et Tatou, l\u2019haleine<sup>2<\/sup> dans les chaussettes, dans les voies imp\u00e9n\u00e9trables<sup>3<\/sup> du lard pour une partie de jambes<sup>4<\/sup> en l\u2019air o\u00f9 elles pourront collectionner saints<sup>5<\/sup> et queues\u00a0(cher Tatou n\u2019y voyez l\u00e0 aucun m\u00e2le<sup>6<\/sup>).<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #ff00ff;\"><em>1- En souvenir des petites socquettes blanches que la Cr\u00e2neuse portait enfant lors de ses s\u00e9jours en m\u00e9tropole (preuve ici-bas).<\/em><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #ff00ff;\"><em>2- \u00c0 pas feutr\u00e9.<\/em><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #ff00ff;\"><em>3- Mais cousues de fil blanc.<\/em><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #ff00ff;\"><em>4- \u00ab\u00a0\u00c7a leur fait une belle jambe\u00a0\u00bb dernier sujet donn\u00e9 par l&rsquo;\u00e9minente Professeure H. Pour prouver ici que la Cr\u00e2neuse est une bonne \u00e9l\u00e8ve attentive, s\u00e9rieuse et appliqu\u00e9e.<br \/><\/em><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #ff00ff;\"><em>5- Je ne vous pr\u00e9sente plus Ste G. la t\u00eate en os en horreur de saint t\u00e9t\u00e9. St J. , quant \u00e0 lui, est Junien un saint v\u00e9ritable, ermite retir\u00e9 dans la for\u00eat limousine \u00e0 ne pas confondre avec Ste Juju la termite cr\u00e2neuse dans son moulin limousin.<\/em><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #ff00ff;\"><em>6- Ceci est une \u0153uvre f\u00e9ministe bien que genr\u00e9e et quelque peu cochonne.<br \/><br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PB300137-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3462\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PB300137-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"2560\" height=\"1920\" srcset=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PB300137-scaled.jpg 2560w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PB300137-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PB300137-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PB300137-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PB300137-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PB300137-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PB300137-1200x900.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/a><\/em><\/span>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif; font-size: 8pt;\">JC, novembre 2022,<em> Os et Tatou font la paire <\/em>(collection particuli\u00e8re), paire de socquettes en coton taille 27, laine feutr\u00e9e, fil. Chaque \u00e9l\u00e9ment : 13 x 23 cm.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #ff00ff;\">Cela fait quatorze ans et onze mois <br \/>que Gertrude <br \/>marche sur la Toile <br \/>avec ou sans les pieds <br \/><br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PB300138-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3463\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PB300138-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PB300138-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PB300138-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PB300138-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PB300138-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PB300138-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PB300138-2048x2048.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/PB300138-1200x1200.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 85vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Papa-Catherine-et-Juliette-a\u0300-Paris.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3469 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Papa-Catherine-et-Juliette-a\u0300-Paris-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Papa-Catherine-et-Juliette-a\u0300-Paris-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Papa-Catherine-et-Juliette-a\u0300-Paris-768x1023.jpg 768w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Papa-Catherine-et-Juliette-a\u0300-Paris.jpg 851w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 85vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><br \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gertrude a toujours r\u00eav\u00e9 d\u2019un membre inf\u00e9rieur avec lequel elle partirait en goguette dans ses petites socquettes1\u2026 Voici donc Os et Tatou, l\u2019haleine2 dans les chaussettes, dans les voies imp\u00e9n\u00e9trables3 du lard pour une partie de jambes4 en l\u2019air o\u00f9 elles pourront collectionner saints5 et queues\u00a0(cher Tatou n\u2019y voyez l\u00e0 aucun m\u00e2le6). 1- En souvenir &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/os-et-tatou-font-la-paire\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Os et Tatou font la paire.&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[150,144,141,172,164,168,206],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-histoire-de-cochons","category-les-dessous-de-gertrude","category-les-jeux-de-gertrude","category-les-ouvrages-de-la-rose","category-les-reliques-plutot-louches","category-les-reliques-plutot-roses","category-tout-est-tatou"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3459"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3459\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3475,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3459\/revisions\/3475"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}