{"id":3493,"date":"2023-02-03T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2023-02-02T23:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/?p=3493"},"modified":"2023-02-01T12:57:04","modified_gmt":"2023-02-01T11:57:04","slug":"tout-vain-a-point-a-qui-sait-attendre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/tout-vain-a-point-a-qui-sait-attendre\/","title":{"rendered":"Tout vain \u00e0 point \u00e0 qui sait attendre*."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><br \/><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">La Cr\u00e2neuse, victime volontaire des tortues p\u00e9dagogiques et des tatous mobiles, a pris un (pas) s\u00e9rieux retard dans la r\u00e9alisation de ses projets audacieux et compliqu\u00e9s.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Ainsi, en attendant le rendu de ses intentions finalis\u00e9es, laissant le tant au temps, elle se tamponne l\u2019os sans complexe \u00e0 coup de vain\u00a0: <\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em>Rien n\u2019\u00e9tait pr\u00e9vu <\/em><br \/><em>mais rien ne sera laiss\u00e9 au hasard<\/em> <br \/><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">(devise historique de Gertrude)<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 840px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('video');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-3493-1\" width=\"840\" height=\"473\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/Mon-film-19.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/Mon-film-19.mp4\">https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/Mon-film-19.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Aujourd\u2019hui <br \/>trois f\u00e9vrier deux mille vingt trois <br \/>cela fait exactement quinze ans et un mois <br \/>que Gertrude <br \/>a toujours le temps <br \/>de vous consacrer du temps<br \/><\/span><br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/IMG_7547-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3496 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/IMG_7547-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/IMG_7547-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/IMG_7547-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/IMG_7547-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/IMG_7547-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/IMG_7547-1200x1600.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/IMG_7547-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 85vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif;\">*Sage conseil donn\u00e9 \u00e0 C.H. complice p\u00e9dagogique de la Cr\u00e2neuse, prompte \u00e0 pointer son docte index vers les manquements aux d\u00e9s laids de livraison de l\u2019objet du sujet.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La Cr\u00e2neuse, victime volontaire des tortues p\u00e9dagogiques et des tatous mobiles, a pris un (pas) s\u00e9rieux retard dans la r\u00e9alisation de ses projets audacieux et compliqu\u00e9s. Ainsi, en attendant le rendu de ses intentions finalis\u00e9es, laissant le tant au temps, elle se tamponne l\u2019os sans complexe \u00e0 coup de vain\u00a0: Rien n\u2019\u00e9tait pr\u00e9vu mais rien &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/tout-vain-a-point-a-qui-sait-attendre\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Tout vain \u00e0 point \u00e0 qui sait attendre*.&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[205,151,109,114,141,2,103,206],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3493","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-effet-immediat","category-chrono-rose","category-la-strategie-de-gertrude","category-le-chrono-de-gertrude","category-les-jeux-de-gertrude","category-les-performances-de-gertrude","category-les-resolutions-de-gertrude","category-tout-est-tatou"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3493","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3493"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3493\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3499,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3493\/revisions\/3499"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3493"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3493"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3493"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}