{"id":3701,"date":"2023-11-03T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2023-11-02T23:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/?p=3701"},"modified":"2023-11-02T17:24:44","modified_gmt":"2023-11-02T16:24:44","slug":"madame-gertrude-bonne-aventureuse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/madame-gertrude-bonne-aventureuse\/","title":{"rendered":"Madame Gertrude Bonne Aventureuse."},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190022.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3702\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190022.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"2473\" height=\"2473\" srcset=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190022.jpg 2473w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190022-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190022-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190022-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190022-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190022-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190022-2048x2048.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190022-1200x1200.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190026.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3703\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190026.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"2296\" height=\"2296\" srcset=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190026.jpg 2296w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190026-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190026-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190026-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190026-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190026-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190026-2048x2048.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190026-1200x1200.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif;\">JC, octobre 2023,<em> Le Mini Kit ou double de Madame Gertrude<\/em>, Boite en verre et m\u00e9tal capitonn\u00e9e de velours noir, feutre et photographie sur papier, contenant divers \u00e9l\u00e9ments d\u00e9taill\u00e9s ci-dessous. 5 x 10 x 10 cm.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Comme C. H.* la petite veinarde qui l\u2019a gagn\u00e9 gratte os \u00e0 la tombe ho l\u00e0, re\u00e7ois ton mini-kit ou double de Madame Gertrude Bonne Aventureuse extracupide \u00e0 la double vision sans globe oculaire. <br \/>Mais sang vain heure os sera le prix \u00e0 payer\u00a0!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif;\">*C. H. la complice lard plasticienne de la Cr\u00e2neuse ; Cr\u00e2neuse qui en bonne cr\u00e2neuse r\u00e9pond toujours brillamment aux sujets donn\u00e9s : ici le sujet \u00e9tait \u00ab Madame Irma \u00bb. En retour C. H. a eu comme sujet un cas d\u2019os bonus. Il est tout sec mais elle saura quoi en faire.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><em>Le Mini Kit ou double <br \/>de Madame Gertrude<\/em>* <br \/>extracupide bonne aventureuse <br \/>non voyante \u00e0 la double vision <br \/>sans globes oculaires:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif;\"><em>*dite Madame Marie Saint Nitouche ou Madame Irma en vilain verlan de la banlieue Nord de la Diagonale vide et vite compt\u00e9e de c\u0153ur aise.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Comme Madame Gertrude extracupide\u00a0:<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Tu rouleras tes amis fa\u00e7on <em>crise-style<sup>1<\/sup><\/em> avec les deux boules en verre de gri-gri qui peuvent aussi faire office de globes oculaires.<\/span><br \/><br \/><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Lasse de la mare au cas fait, tu snifferas le <em>Saint Moisi<sup>2<\/sup><\/em> pour pr\u00e9dire le foutoir et d\u00e9monter le passif. <\/span><br \/><br \/><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Tu tireras les deux lames du <em>Jeu de Tar\u00e9 de la Bonne M\u00e8re\u00a0<\/em>: <em>I<\/em> (Y\u2019a comme un Os) et <em>II <\/em>(Tatou bon).<\/span><br \/><br \/><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">\u00c0 l\u2019aide de la <em>Carte du Grave<sup>3<\/sup><\/em> et de sa <em>Punaise de lie de vain<\/em>, pars \u00e0 la recherche des grands crus et des vains cuits.<\/span><br \/><br \/><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Tu diss\u00e8queras les entrailles<sup>4<\/sup> du Tat(o)ueur taxitermite pour en extraire la quinte essence intestat post mortem. Avec les restes, tu confectionneras les potions, d\u00e9coctions et tisanes insanes suivantes\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0<em>Tatou bu\u00a0<\/em>\u00bb, \u00ab\u00a0Tatou <em>gagn\u00e9<\/em>\u00bb, \u00ab\u00a0<em>Tatou perdu\u00a0<\/em>\u00bb, \u00ab\u00a0<em>Tatou pris\u00a0<\/em>\u00bb, \u00ab\u00a0<em>Tatou donn\u00e9\u00a0<\/em>\u00bb et bien d\u2019autres encore.<\/span><br \/><br \/><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Tu planteras la <em>Sainte Pine<sup>5<\/sup><\/em> dans la <em>Poup\u00e9e \u00e0 la laine charg\u00e9e de veau doux<\/em> l\u00e0 o\u00f9 \u00e7a fait m\u00e2le.<\/span><br \/><br \/><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Tu allumeras le cierge pour faire appara\u00eetre <em>l\u2019Esprit Vain dans un Porcin<sup>6<\/sup><\/em>.<\/span><br \/><br \/><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Tu prendras la mesure de la temp\u00eate dure du <\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Bulle-thym mets tes hauts et tes bas.<\/span><br \/><\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif;\"><em>1-\u00c0 prononcer avec l\u2019accent britannique, c\u2019est plus snob.<br \/><\/em><em>2-Saint Moisi de la cr\u00e8me auto b(r)onzante de Feue Madame Soleil transmut\u00e9 en Saint Chr\u00eame de la patate chaude par une certaine CH de G et conserv\u00e9 en \u00e0 mort sph\u00e8re contr\u00f4l\u00e9e sous lames en peine.<br \/><\/em><em>3-Carte que Madame Gertrude a toujours bien grav\u00e9e dans le cr\u00e2ne.<br \/><\/em><em>4-Visc\u00e8res vicieux r\u00e9cup\u00e9r\u00e9s in extremis dans la boite \u00e0 Os durs des anciens os cures et os pisse de la Cr\u00e2neuse.<br \/><\/em><em>5-La relique de la Sainte Pine de Cacachia de la ceinture abominable de Bernard Deschamps. C\u2019est aussi une vieille blagounette familiale que la Cr\u00e2neuse tente de placer dans son blog depuis bient\u00f4t seize ans. C\u2019est fait !<br \/><\/em><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif;\">6-Le Porcin ou porc saint au corps ail\u00e9 est un personnage un peu oubli\u00e9 du blog de Gertrude supplant\u00e9 r\u00e9cemment par ce cochon de Tatou mais remis \u00e0 l\u2019horreur aujourd\u2019hui en odeur de saint T\u00e9t\u00e9.<\/span><br \/><br \/><\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190062-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3709\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190062-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190062-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190062-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190062-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190062-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190062-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190062-2048x2048.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190062-1200x1200.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 85vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190056-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3710\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190056-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190056-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190056-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190056-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190056-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190056-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190056-2048x2048.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190056-1200x1200.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 85vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif;\"><em>Les deux boules en verre de gri-gri fa\u00e7on crise-style et leur emballage \u00e0 l\u2019os.<\/em> Billes de verre transparent, papier imprim\u00e9, autocollant brillant, \u00e9pingle, \u00e9tiquette en papier, fil. 5 x 7 cm.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190073-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3711\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190073-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190073-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190073-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190073-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190073-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190073-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190073-2048x2048.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190073-1200x1200.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 85vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif;\"><em>Le Saint Moisi sous lames en peine<\/em>. Moisissure (pr\u00e9lev\u00e9e sur la derni\u00e8re r\u00e9alisation de C.H.) lames de microscopie en plastique, colle, \u00e9tiquette en papier, fil. 2 x 7 cm.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190029.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3712\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190029-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190029-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190029-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190029-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190029-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190029-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190029-2048x2048.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190029-1200x1200.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 85vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190034-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3713\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190034-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190034-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190034-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190034-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190034-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190034-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190034-2048x2048.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190034-1200x1200.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 85vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif;\"><em>Le Jeu de Tar\u00e9 de la Bonne M\u00e8re. <\/em>Feutre et crayon aquarellable sur papier, \u00e9lastique, \u00e9tiquette en papier, fil. 2,5 x 3,5 cm.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190066-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3714\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190066-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190066-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190066-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190066-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190066-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190066-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190066-2048x2048.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190066-1200x1200.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 85vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190068-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3715\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190068-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190068-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190068-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190068-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190068-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190068-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190068-2048x2048.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190068-1200x1200.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 85vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif;\"><em>La<\/em> <em>Carte du Grave <\/em> <em>et sa<\/em> <em>Punaise de lie de vain. <\/em>Gravure en taille douce sur support film \u00e0 partir du relev\u00e9 des sutures du cr\u00e2ne de Gertrude, impression sur papier aquarelle, fil, punaise, \u00e9tiquette en papier. 1,5 x 8,5 roul\u00e9e, 8,5 x 11,5 d\u00e9ploy\u00e9e.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190038.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3716\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190038-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190038-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190038-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190038-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190038-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190038-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190038-2048x2048.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190038-1200x1200.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 85vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif;\"><em>Les entrailles du Tat(o)ueur taxitermite. <\/em>Restes d\u2019anciens travaux de JC, flacon en verre, bouchon en li\u00e8ge, \u00e9tiquette en papier, fil. 1,5 x 4,5 cm.<\/span><em><a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190091.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3717\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190091-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190091-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190091-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190091-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190091-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190091-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190091-2048x2048.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190091-1200x1200.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 85vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif;\"><em>La<\/em> <em>Sainte Pine. <\/em>\u00c9pine d\u2019acacia, papier de soie imprim\u00e9, \u00e9tiquette en papier, fil. 1 x 3 cm.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190083.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3718\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190083-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190083-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190083-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190083-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190083-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190083-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190083-1200x1200.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190083.jpg 2006w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 85vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif;\"><em>La<\/em> <em>Poup\u00e9e \u00e0 la laine charg\u00e9e de veau doux. <\/em>Laine feutr\u00e9e \u00e0 l\u2019aiguille, \u00e9tiquette en papier, fil. 2,5 x 4,5 cm.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190047-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3719\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190047-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190047-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190047-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190047-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190047-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190047-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190047-2048x2048.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190047-1200x1200.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 85vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190051-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3720\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190051-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190051-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190051-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190051-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190051-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190051-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190051-2048x2048.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190051-1200x1200.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 85vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif;\"><em>Le cierge de l\u2019Esprit Vain dans un Porcin<sup>6<\/sup><\/em>. Extr\u00e9mit\u00e9 de bougie en paraffine, photographies imprim\u00e9es, \u00e9tiquette en papier, fil. 2 x 4,5 cm.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190097-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3721\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190097-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190097-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190097-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190097-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190097-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190097-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190097-2048x2048.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190097-1200x1200.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 85vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif;\"><em>Le Bulle-thym mets tes hauts et tes bas. <\/em>Thermom\u00e8tre en plastique, thym s\u00e9ch\u00e9, colle, \u00e9tiquette en papier, fil. 2,5 x 8 cm.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA210010-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3722\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA210010-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA210010-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA210010-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA210010-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA210010-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA210010-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA210010-2048x2048.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA210010-1200x1200.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 85vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif;\">Contenu du<em> Mini Kit ou double de Madame Gertrude<\/em>. (Photo non contre actuelle).<\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">La bonne aventure de Gertrude sur Internet dure depuis quinze ans et dix mois<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190080.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-3723\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190080-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190080-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190080-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190080-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190080-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190080-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190080-2048x2048.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/PA190080-1200x1200.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 85vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif;\">\u00c0 suivre&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>JC, octobre 2023, Le Mini Kit ou double de Madame Gertrude, Boite en verre et m\u00e9tal capitonn\u00e9e de velours noir, feutre et photographie sur papier, contenant divers \u00e9l\u00e9ments d\u00e9taill\u00e9s ci-dessous. 5 x 10 x 10 cm. Comme C. H.* la petite veinarde qui l\u2019a gagn\u00e9 gratte os \u00e0 la tombe ho l\u00e0, re\u00e7ois ton mini-kit &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/madame-gertrude-bonne-aventureuse\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Madame Gertrude Bonne Aventureuse.&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[205,152,150,207,106,105],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-effet-immediat","category-bouillon-de-rose","category-histoire-de-cochons","category-la-battle-de-lard-en-plastique","category-la-meteo-de-gertrude","category-la-science-de-gertrude"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3701"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3701\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3728,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3701\/revisions\/3728"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}