{"id":3958,"date":"2024-04-03T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2024-04-02T22:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/?p=3958"},"modified":"2024-04-02T13:24:01","modified_gmt":"2024-04-02T11:24:01","slug":"gertrude-steigne-et-le-scroton-italien","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/gertrude-steigne-et-le-scroton-italien\/","title":{"rendered":"Gertrude Steigne et le Scroton italien."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Capture-decran-2024-03-30-a-18.30.46.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-3970 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Capture-decran-2024-03-30-a-18.30.46-136x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"136\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Capture-decran-2024-03-30-a-18.30.46-136x300.png 136w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Capture-decran-2024-03-30-a-18.30.46-464x1024.png 464w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Capture-decran-2024-03-30-a-18.30.46.png 656w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 136px) 85vw, 136px\" \/><\/a><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Avertissement:<\/span> <br><em>Je me d\u00e9gage de toute responsabilit\u00e9 quant au contenu de l\u2019article ci-dessous publi\u00e9 par Gertrude Rose dont la devise est \u00ab&nbsp;<span style=\"color: #ff99cc;\">\u00c9ros et Thanatos sont dans le m\u00eame chewing-gum.&nbsp;<\/span>\u00bb. C&rsquo;est tout dire&#8230;<br><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">JC, Cr\u00e2neuse et Capitaine de ce blog<br>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<br><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Cet article expose la derni\u00e8re r\u00e9alisation de la Cr\u00e2neuse dans le cadre de la \u00ab&nbsp;Battle&nbsp;\u00bb d\u2019arts plastiques&nbsp;instaur\u00e9e avec la Professeure H. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">L\u2019intitul\u00e9 du sujet travaill\u00e9:<\/span><br><a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/tamarin1.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3959\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/tamarin1-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/tamarin1-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/tamarin1-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/tamarin1.jpeg 681w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 85vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">En r\u00e9ponse \u00e0 ce vaste sujet, nous vous livrons quelques cl\u00e9s de compr\u00e9hension de cette \u0153uvre riche de sens que vous pourrez recouper pour mieux en appr\u00e9hender la complexit\u00e9 et en saisir les r\u00e9f\u00e9rences:<\/span> <span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\"><br>Ci-dessous vous trouverez: <br>&#8211; Un extrait de l&rsquo;excellent ouvrage de Gertrude Steigne <em>\u00ab\u00a0Comment taire des passions plastiques\u00a0\u00bb<\/em><br><\/span><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">&#8211; Un document explicatif, dont l&rsquo;auteur reste ind\u00e9termin\u00e9, cens\u00e9 \u00e9clairer la r\u00e9alisation plastique de la Cr\u00e2neuse intitul\u00e9e <em>\u00ab\u00a0Le Scroton italien\u00a0\u00bb.<\/em><br>&#8211; Des photographies montrant la production plastique <em>\u00ab\u00a0Le Scroton italien\u00a0\u00bb<\/em>, r\u00e9ponse au sujet donn\u00e9 par la Professeur H et dont vous avez l&rsquo;intitul\u00e9 plus haut.<br>&#8211; Enfin cette production install\u00e9e en situation au domicile de la Professeur H. apr\u00e8s r\u00e9ception.<br><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\"><em><strong><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif;\">Extrait de \u00ab&nbsp;Comment taire des passions plastiques&nbsp;\u00bb par Gertrude Steigne grande hyst\u00e9rique du Lard. <br>(Ne pas rater les notes de bas \u00e9tage.)<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif;\">\u00ab&nbsp;Le bloc fut, parait-il, abandonn\u00e9 par un autre, probablement trop pusillanime (1) pour affronter son gigantisme.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><br><em><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif;\">Michel-Ange y fit surgir entre 1501 et 1504 une sculpture monumentale repr\u00e9sentant la figure biblique de David (2) avant son combat contre Goliath.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><br><em><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif;\">Je ne suis jamais all\u00e9e \u00e0 Florence, je n\u2019ai jamais vu cette sculpture, seules les images sur papier glac\u00e9 (3) et mon esprit (4) font le reste.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><br><em><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif;\">Un homme en marbre (5) de Carrare se d\u00e9ploie sur plus de cinq m\u00e8tres dominant le spectateur et exposant \u00e0 la lumi\u00e8re sa magnifique nudit\u00e9 (6).<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><br><em><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif;\">La t\u00eate parfaite au profil antique et aux l\u00e8vres bien ourl\u00e9es (7) reste inaccessible (8) au spectateur, le regard s\u2019\u00e9chappe (9) dans le lointain des profondeurs int\u00e9rieures de l\u2019\u00eatre en une intense concentration.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><br><em><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif;\">Le corps en l\u00e9ger contrapposto offre au regard une musculature aux fines attaches, \u00e9mouvante (10) de jeunesse mais dont on devine la force et la puissance. De l\u2019homme nu (11), pourtant sans armure, se d\u00e9gage une certaine assurance dont la s\u00e9r\u00e9nit\u00e9 est juste perturb\u00e9e par quelques d\u00e9tails trahissant la tension (12) de l\u2019instant pr\u00e9c\u00e9dant le combat et le geste mortel. \u2028Car Michel-Ange a saisi dans le front durci (13), les tendons du cou, la main droite referm\u00e9, le bras gauche repli\u00e9 qui va chercher la fronde au-del\u00e0 de l\u2019\u00e9paule, l\u2019infime moment, l\u2019interstice temporel qui s\u00e9pare la d\u00e9cision de l\u2019acte de violence (14). \u2028Tout dans ce corps annonce la victoire du jeune David sur le g\u00e9ant Goliath, victoire de l\u2019intelligence et du mental (15) sur la puissance physique. \u2028Dans la d\u00e9mesure de la pierre Michel-Ange en a \u00e9rig\u00e9 (16) la force inou\u00efe. De la perfection de la sculpture il en c\u00e9l\u00e8bre la divinit\u00e9. De la chair palpitante du marbre (17) il en fait naitre l\u2019humanit\u00e9. \u2028De l\u2019ensemble monumental rayonne une puissante virilit\u00e9 (18) qui semble prendre sa source dans un magnifique scrotum (19), surplombant le spectateur et dont nous pouvons supputer les respectables dimensions (20), nous, petit homme (21) en dessous, orn\u00e9 comme le lustre XVIII\u00e8me si\u00e8cle que j\u2019avais il y a longtemps dans mon appartement haussmannien de \u2026.&nbsp;\u00bb (La suite est r\u00e9serv\u00e9 aux abonn\u00e9s) (22)<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><strong><em><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif;\">1- S\u00fbrement impuissant.<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/span><br><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><strong><em><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif;\">2- Le petit David tout faible, tout fr\u00eale, qui a r\u00e9ussi \u00e0 terrasser un grand g\u00e9ant trois fois plus grand que lui.<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/span><br><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><strong><em><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif;\">3- Une chose est sure: Moi je ne suis pas de glace.<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/span><br><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><strong><em><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif;\">4- Mon esprit vagabond, frondeur et mal tourn\u00e9, mon imagination d\u00e9brid\u00e9e et sans limites.<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/span><br><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><strong><em><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif;\">5- Une chose est sure: Moi je ne reste pas de marbre.<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/span><br><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><strong><em><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif;\">6- Waou! \u00c7a chauffe!<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/span><br><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><strong><em><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif;\">7- Je ne vais pas insister plus car l\u00e0 je suis en plein fantasme\u2026 mais alors\u2026ses l\u00e8vres\u2026!<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/span><br><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><strong><em><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif;\">8- C\u2019est bien l\u00e0 mon d\u00e9sespoir.<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/span><br><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><strong><em><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif;\">9- S\u2019il pouvait me jeter un seul regard, je crois que je fondrais\u2026<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/span><br><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><strong><em><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif;\">10- J\u2019en suis \u00e9mue.<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/span><br><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><strong><em><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif;\">11- Le truc \u00e0 ne pas offrir \u00e0 sa grand-m\u00e8re.<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/span><br><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><strong><em><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif;\">12- C\u2019est insoutenable.<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/span><br><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><strong><em><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif;\">13- Pourtant j\u2019avais dit qu\u2019il \u00e9tait interdit d\u2019utiliser les termes \u00ab&nbsp;dur&nbsp;\u00bb \u00ab&nbsp;durcir&nbsp;\u00bb \u00ab&nbsp;durci&nbsp;\u00bb et c\u2026<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/span><br><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><strong><em><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif;\">14- Il a l\u2019air pourtant si gentil, si doux\u2026<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/span><br><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><strong><em><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif;\">15- Il ne faut tout de m\u00eame pas exag\u00e9rer, tout cela n\u2019est pas une seule vue de l\u2019esprit.<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/span><br><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><strong><em><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif;\">16- Une \u00e9rection! N\u2019ayons pas peur des mots!<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/span><br><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><strong><em><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif;\">17- Il sentait bon le marbre chaud.<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/span><br><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><strong><em><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif;\">18- Je commence \u00e0 me p\u00e2mer et \u00e0 ressembler \u00e0 la Sainte Th\u00e9r\u00e8se d\u2019Avila du Bernin.<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/span><br><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><strong><em><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif;\">19- C\u2019est au-del\u00e0 de l\u2019insoutenable. <\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/span><br><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><strong><em><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif;\">19- !!!<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/span><br><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><strong><em><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif;\">21- Et les femmes alors?<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/span><br><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><strong><em><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif;\">22- Faut dire que c\u2019est en train de d\u00e9raper s\u00e9rieusement.<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\"><strong>Document explicatif accompagnant l\u2019\u0153uvre \u00ab\u00a0<em>Le Scroton italien<\/em>\u00a0\u00bb avec nouveau sujet pour la Professeur H:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/img20240204_15043069-scaled.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3960\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/img20240204_15043069-scaled.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1860\" height=\"2560\" srcset=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/img20240204_15043069-scaled.jpeg 1860w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/img20240204_15043069-218x300.jpeg 218w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/img20240204_15043069-744x1024.jpeg 744w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/img20240204_15043069-768x1057.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/img20240204_15043069-1116x1536.jpeg 1116w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/img20240204_15043069-1488x2048.jpeg 1488w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/img20240204_15043069-1200x1652.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P2040024-scaled.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3961\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P2040024-scaled.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"2560\" height=\"1920\" srcset=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P2040024-scaled.jpeg 2560w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P2040024-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P2040024-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P2040024-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P2040024-1536x1152.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P2040024-2048x1536.jpeg 2048w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P2040024-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P2040026-scaled.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3962\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P2040026-scaled.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"2560\" height=\"1920\" srcset=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P2040026-scaled.jpeg 2560w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P2040026-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P2040026-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P2040026-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P2040026-1536x1152.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P2040026-2048x1536.jpeg 2048w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P2040026-1200x900.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><strong>JC, f\u00e9vrier-mars 2024, <em>Le Scroton Italien<\/em> ou <em>Dispositivo di lisciviazione sperimentale per Scrotone italiano<\/em>., <br>9 \u00e9l\u00e9ments en toile \u00e9crue, reproductions du \u00ab&nbsp;David&nbsp;\u00bb de Michel-Ange (1501-04) imprim\u00e9es par papier transfert thermocollant, fil, carton cordelette, pinces \u00e0 linge. <br>Chaque \u00e9l\u00e9ment 3 x 5 x 10 cm. L\u2019ensemble, dimensions variables.<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P2040034-scaled.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3963\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P2040034-225x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P2040034-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P2040034-768x1024.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P2040034-1152x1536.jpeg 1152w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P2040034-1536x2048.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P2040034-1200x1600.jpeg 1200w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P2040034-scaled.jpeg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 85vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><span style=\"font-family: times new roman, times, serif;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/img20240204_15011449.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3973\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/img20240204_15011449.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1780\" height=\"1637\" srcset=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/img20240204_15011449.jpeg 1780w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/img20240204_15011449-300x276.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/img20240204_15011449-1024x942.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/img20240204_15011449-768x706.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/img20240204_15011449-1536x1413.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/img20240204_15011449-1200x1104.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P2040035-scaled.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3964\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P2040035-225x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P2040035-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P2040035-768x1024.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P2040035-1152x1536.jpeg 1152w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P2040035-1536x2048.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P2040035-1200x1600.jpeg 1200w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/P2040035-scaled.jpeg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 85vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Resized_20240210_093842.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3965\" src=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Resized_20240210_093842-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Resized_20240210_093842-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Resized_20240210_093842-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Resized_20240210_093842.jpg 810w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><strong>Le <em>Scroton Italien<\/em> en situation au domicile de la Professeure H. (Image non contractuelle).<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial black, sans-serif; font-size: 18pt;\">Cela fait seize ans et trois mois que Gertrude fait sa lessive sur la Toile. <\/span><\/p>\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Avertissement: Je me d\u00e9gage de toute responsabilit\u00e9 quant au contenu de l\u2019article ci-dessous publi\u00e9 par Gertrude Rose dont la devise est \u00ab&nbsp;\u00c9ros et Thanatos sont dans le m\u00eame chewing-gum.&nbsp;\u00bb. C&rsquo;est tout dire&#8230; JC, Cr\u00e2neuse et Capitaine de ce blog&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; Cet article expose la derni\u00e8re r\u00e9alisation de la Cr\u00e2neuse dans le cadre de la \u00ab&nbsp;Battle&nbsp;\u00bb &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/gertrude-steigne-et-le-scroton-italien\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Gertrude Steigne et le Scroton italien.&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[152,157,104,207,141,172,164,168,159],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3958","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bouillon-de-rose","category-cine-club-cochon","category-l-anatomie-de-gertrude","category-la-battle-de-lard-en-plastique","category-les-jeux-de-gertrude","category-les-ouvrages-de-la-rose","category-les-reliques-plutot-louches","category-les-reliques-plutot-roses","category-les-representations-les-plus-louches"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3958","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3958"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3958\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3977,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3958\/revisions\/3977"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3958"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3958"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/juliettecharpentier.fr\/gertrudes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3958"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}